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THE RACCOONS FAN FICTION

OOPS! I GOOFED AGAIN

Written by Rkerekes13 (Extra thanks to Jennifer Elliot and Jacob Turner)
Outtakes written by Jacob Turner

The Raccoons (C) Skywriter Media and Entertainment Group
Michelle Raccoon (C) Brighteyespegasi
Alicia, Melanie & Zoza (C) Alicia Martin
Super Snooper (C) Hanna-Barbera
Jenny Snooper (C) Jennifer Elliot
Eustace Skunk (C) Rkerekes13
The Chipmunks and the Chipettes (C) Bagdasarian Productions & DiC
The Railway Dragon (C) Lacewood Productions

EVERGREEN FOREST: MORNING
NARRATOR: Every day is a pleasant day in the Evergreen Forest, but sometimes, when you least expect it, pleasant days can quickly get out of control.

BERT AND LISA'S HOUSE
Bert was in the bathroom, taking a shower and humming to himself. Soon, he turned off the shower and got out, wrapping a towel around himself. He made his way into the bedroom, where Lisa was just waking up.
LISA: Gosh, Bert, you sure are up very early.
BERT: I know. Haven't you forgotten? King Drew is throwing a royal banquet at his castle today, and he's invited a lot of us to attend.
LISA: I haven't forgotten. In fact, I'm real excited.
BERT: I'm real excited, too. So I gotta find something really nice to wear.
Bert dashed to the closet and started searching for something to wear. He was so busy looking that he didn't notice his towel drop to the floor. Lisa noticed, however, and tried hard not to laugh.
LISA: Uh, Bert? Your towel?
BERT: What about it? (notices it dropped to the floor) Whoops!
Bert quickly pulled it back up and blushed mightily. He started giggling nervously.

OUTSIDE BENTLEY'S HOUSE
Bentley was running around happily flying a kite. Nicole came outside watching him.
NICOLE: Be careful flying zat kite, Bentley. You know it's brand new and we don't want it getting messed up yet.
BENTLEY: I know, Mom. I'm being careful.
NICOLE: And make sure you don't mess up your shirt either. We want you to look nice for ze royal banquet zis afternoon.
BENTLEY: I haven't forgotten about the banquet, Mom. I guarantee you that nothing bad will happen to this shirt.
NICOLE: I sure hope so.
Nicole went back inside while Bentley kept flying the kite. Suddenly, when Bentley wasn't paying attention, the kite got caught in a tree.
BENTLEY: Whoops, I was afraid of this!
Bentley tried pulling the kite out of the tree, but it was no use. The kite was stuck.
BENTLEY: I gotta get a ladder!
Bentley ran into the garage and began pulling out a ladder. As soon as he had finished dragging it over to the tree, he set it up against the tree and began climbing it. He climbed into the spot where the kite had gotten stuck. He pushed and pulled until the kite finally came loose.
BENTLEY: Ha! Got it! (losing his balance) Whoa!
Bentley fell to the next limb below and got caught between two branches. Then he slipped out of his shirt and fell to the ground, the kite with him.
BENTLEY: (realizing he's lost his shirt) Aw, man! My shirt's gone! (smiles) Well, at least nobody saw.
Suddenly, Bentley heard somebody giggling. He turned to see Penny giggling at him.
BENTLEY: Penny!
Bentley quickly covered himself with his tail.
BENTLEY: What are you doing here?!
PENNY: I just came over to ask if you knew about the royal banquet that King Drew's throwing this afternoon, and I couldn't help but notice you lost your shirt.
BENTLEY: This is so embarrassing!
PENNY: (walking up to him) Oh, I don't know, Bentley. I think you look kinda cute without your shirt on!
Penny kissed him on the cheek, making him blush and smile sheepishly.

SNEER MANSION: CEDRIC AND SOPHIA'S ROOM
Cedric and Sophia were in bed, asleep. Sophia woke up first and yawned, stretching her arms. Then she leaned over to kiss Cedric on the cheek. Cedric slowly opened his eyes and yawned.
CEDRIC: Mm, morning, Sophia.
SOPHIA: Have you forgotten what day it is, sweetie?
CEDRIC: What?
SOPHIA: Today's the day King Drew throws a royal banquet and lots of us are invited.
CEDRIC: (sleepily) Oh, my, I almost forgot. Well, I'd better go get ready, then.
Rubbing his eyes, Cedric drowsily got out of bed and headed into the bathroom. He began brushing his teeth and cleaning his glasses. When he was nearly finished, he reached for his spray deodorant, but since he was still feeling sleepy, he accidentally grabbed Sophia's perfume instead. He unknowingly sprayed his armpits with it. He soon stepped out of the bathroom and back into the bedroom.
CEDRIC: (sleepily) I gotta find my best tux. We all gotta look our best if we're gonna go to that banquet.
SOPHIA: (sniffing the air) Cedric, dear, are you wearing my perfume?
CEDRIC: No, I don't think so. I'm sure I put on my deodorant.
SOPHIA: Well, seeing how sleepy you feel, I think you grabbed perfume by mistake.
CEDRIC: What?
Cedric sniffed his armpits.
CEDRIC: Oh, I see what you mean. What an embarrassment.
SOPHIA: Oh, it's no big deal. I don't think anybody will notice or care.
CEDRIC: Gosh, I gotta lay off chocolate pudding before bed.

THE PIGS' ROOM
The Pigs were all sleeping soundly in their triple-decker bunk bed. Cyril came in, carrying a megaphone.
CYRIL: (into megaphone) WAKE UP, PIGS!!!!
The Pigs fell out of their bunk bed with a start.
FLOYD: What's up, boss?
CYRIL: Today's the day!
LLOYD: What day exactly?
CYRIL: Haven't you porkers forgotten? Today's the day of the royal banquet, so you three better get movin' on the double!
BOYD: Wow! That means we get to see our royal sweethearts again!
FLOYD AND LLOYD: Ohhhh!
CYRIL: I knew you'd feel that way. Besides, everybody's gonna come in their best attire, and I don't want any of us to be lookin' like rags when we go, so unless you pigs can find something good and clean to wear, you won't get any royal treatment. Now get goin'!
PIGS: (in unison) Sir, yes, sir!
The Pigs rushed out of the room.
CYRIL: In the meantime, I'm gonna see to it that none of us get our precious clothes dirty. I'm not gonna be the figure of ridicule around here!
Cyril stormed out of the room.

EVERGREEN LAKE
Lisa, Sophia, and Michelle were hanging out by the lake.
MICHELLE: So are you girls excited about the royal banquet this afternoon?
LISA: You bet.
SOPHIA: And since everybody's going in their best, I'm going in my loveliest gown.
MICHELLE: Uh, beg pardon, Sophia, but what if somebody notices that you're pregnant?
SOPHIA: It doesn't bother me. Besides, I'm sure nobody will even care that Cedric sprayed on my perfume instead of his deodorant.
All three girls laughed. Suddenly, Lisa let out a loud fart, silencing the laughter. Lisa realized what she had just done and blushed mightily.
LISA: (embarrassed) Oh!... (sheepish giggle) Excuse me. I guess I'd lay off the breakfast bean burritos.
Sophia and Michelle covered their noses.
MICHELLE: It's okay, Lisa. We all do it.
SOPHIA: Yeah, even I do sometimes.
All three girls giggled.

SNEER MANSION
Cyril was looking at himself in the mirror. He was wearing his best tuxedo.
CYRIL: This ol' baby still fits!

THE PIGS' BEDROOM
The Pigs were just getting into their tuxes.
BOYD: Boy, if our girls could see us now!
LLOYD: I just hope they don't see us after we get our clothes stained.
FLOYD: I hope so, too. Everybody wants to look their best for the banquet.
BOYD: Don't worry, guys. We're just gonna learn to be extra, extra careful when we head over there. Besides, it's not like everybody else in the Evergreen Forest is a total klutz.
FLOYD: You're right.

CEDRIC AND SOPHIA'S ROOM
Cedric and Sophia had just gotten into their clothes for the banquet. Cedric was wearing his best tux, and Sophia was wearing her best gown.
SOPHIA: (twirling round) You like, Cedric, sweetie?
Sophia posed and fluttered her eyelashes.
CEDRIC: You look miraculous, Sophia.
SOPHIA: Thank you. (giggle) And you look so cute yourself.
CEDRIC: (giggling) Thanks. But are you sure your pregnant belly isn't gonna stand out from under that gown?
SOPHIA: I just shouldn't let it bother me. I'm sure nobody will even care. Besides, you should try not to think about my perfume under your armpits.
Cedric giggled sheepishly.
CEDRIC: Er, yeah. (giggle)

BERT AND LISA'S HOUSE
Lisa looked at herself in the mirror. She was wearing beautiful, silky, lavender gown, similar to the one she wore as a princess in Bert's fantasy in "Spring Fever". Bert, who had just put on a tuxedo and black bow tie, stared at her.
BERT: Wow, Lisa, you look miraculous!
LISA: Thank you, Bert. You like? (winks at him)
BERT: Sure do. It looks a little like your princess gown.
LISA: Well, Sophia and Michelle made a few changes to it, and it came out just fine.
BERT: Well, whatever happens, I just hope nothing else embarrassing happens when we get there. I think one embarrassing moment is enough for all of us.
LISA: I'm with you, hubby.

BENTLEY'S HOUSE
Nicole was helping Bentley, who was wearing a tuxedo and black bow tie, straighten his bow tie. Nicole was wearing a silver gown.
BENTLEY: Mom, don't you think this is a little much?
NICOLE: Nonsense, Bentley. You look handsome. Besides, we all have to look our best for ze banquet, and I am little worried about you after zat tree incident from earlier today.
BENTLEY: Aw, come on, Mom, it's no big deal. It could happen to anybody.
NICOLE: Eet doesn't matter, Bentley. We have to be really careful about our appearances zis afternoon. Plus, I'm sure Penny's having zis same discussion with her parents.

PENNY'S HOUSE
Penny was looking at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a pink gown similar to the one worn by Liesl in "The Sound Of Music". Her parents Lawrence, who was in a tuxedo and bow tie, and Margaret, who was in a silky red gown, were watching.
MARGARET: (to Penny) Well, what do you think, sweetie?
PENNY: I love it! I look like Liesl from "The Sound Of Music"!
LAWRENCE: (chuckling) Well!
PENNY: By the way, I didn't tell you guys about what happened to Bentley earlier today. He lost his shirt while falling out of a tree. You guys should have seen it! He looked so cute!
MARGARET: Now, young lady, we don't go around laughing about other people's misfortunes.
PENNY: But I don't think he took it too hard.
LAWRENCE: It doesn't matter. We're not gonna do anything to embarrass ourselves when we get to the banquet.
PENNY: You're right.

MICHELLE'S HOUSE
Michelle looked at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a purple sleeveless dress.
MICHELLE: I look marvelous! Well, here's hoping no bad luck falls upon us at the banquet.
She crossed her fingers and left the room.

THE ROYAL PIGS' CASTLE
Everybody was arriving at the castle for the banquet. Bert, Lisa, George (in tuxedo and black bow tie), Nicole, Bentley, Lawrence, Margaret, Penny, Michelle, Cedric, Sophia, Cyril, and the Pigs were all there.
ALL: (greeting each other) Hi!... You look great!... Is that dress new?...
BERT: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go inside and the best banquet ever!
BENTLEY: Eeyup!

INSIDE THE CASTLE
Everybody was having a great time at the banquet. The Pigs were talking with the Princesses.
ALICIA: It's so good to see you guys again!
LLOYD: We wouldn't miss it or you ladies for the world!
MELANIE: Well, we're very glad you could come!
FLOYD: How's your father?
ZOZA: As good as gold and better!
BOYD: That's great!
Cedric and Sophia were talking with Super Snooper and his wife Jenny Snooper, who were both in their own clothes for the banquet: a tuxedo and black bow tie for Snooper and a purple sleeveless dress for Jenny.
CEDRIC: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Snooper! Good to see you again!
SNOOPER: It's good to see you again, too!
JENNY: (to Sophia) How's the baby coming along?
SOPHIA: Oh, it hasn't kicked yet, bet we're still waiting.
JENNY: That's wonderful.
SNOOPER: Eeyup!
Michelle met up with Eustace Skunk and his parents, all of which were in fine clothes for the banquet: tuxedos and black bow ties for Eustace and his dad, and a white silky dress for Eustace's mom.
MICHELLE: (to Eustace) Well, don't you look handsome in your tuxedo!
Michelle petted Eustace's head, making him giggle.
EUSTACE: Thanks, and you look pretty in that new dress, Michelle.
MICHELLE: (blushing) Thank you.
Bentley and Penny were talking with the Chipmunks and the Chipettes.
BENTLEY: Hey, I didn't know you guys would be here!
ALVIN: Well, here we are! We got invitations, too!
PENNY: Hoping to sing any songs while you're here?
BRITTANY: Sure! The King's given us permission to do so!
BENTLEY: I bet that's gonna be fun!
PENNY: Yeah! I wonder if anybody else we know his here?
Suddenly, they turned to find the Dragon.
BENTLEY AND PENNY: (in unison) Dragon!
They ran up the Dragon and hugged him.
PENNY: It's so good to see you here!
DRAGON: Couldn't miss it for the world, saplings!

HALF AN HOUR LATER
Everybody had sat down for the banquet. They soon all began eating and drinking. Suddenly, Cyril accidentally spilled a glass of punch on his tuxedo.
CYRIL: My best tux!
CEDRIC: Oh no, Pop!
SOPHIA: Oh, dear!
BOYD: Can we help you with that, boss?
CYRIL: (trying to clean it up with a napkin) I don't need help! I can do it myself!
The Pigs backed away.
LLOYD: (to the other Pigs) I think we'd better move it before anything happens to us!
FLOYD AND BOYD: Right!
The Pigs started to run, but they tripped over a wire and landed on a cart, where they ended up with pie on their faces.
PIGS: Oh no!
CYRIL: Pigs!
Cyril got up to run over to them, but suddenly, one of his buttons popped off and hit the nose of the Dragon, who swallowed a smoked meat sandwich whole. The Dragon burped loudly, letting out a powerful firebreath. Everybody ducked to avoid the Dragon's firebreath. Eustace and his parents were terrified and accidentally sprayed their horrible scent, stinking up the whole place. Everybody covered their noses. Some people were so distracted by the scent that they didn't notice their clothes get ruined. Soon, the chaos had died down and the whole place went quiet.
BERT: A fine banquet this has turned out to be!
CYRIL: You said it, Bert! This is an outright embarrassment!
MR. SKUNK: Perhaps this banquet was a bad idea!
EUSTACE: I wanna go home!
BENTLEY: Me too! This is even more embarrassing than me losing my shirt!
BERT: You think that's bad? My wife saw me in the buff!
Everybody else gasped.
CEDRIC: What about me? I'm wearing my wife's perfume!
LISA: Get this: I farted in public!
Everybody else gasped again.
CYRIL: This is the worst day we've ever had!
Just then, King Drew intervened.
KING DREW: This is probably the banquet I've ever thrown!
EVERYBODY ELSE: What?!
BERT: (to King Drew) Begging your Majesty's pardon, but this day has been awful for a lot of us!
CYRIL: We just let embarrassment take its toll on us!
KING DREW: Lighten up, Mr. Sneer. I'm absolutely pleased that all of you who came could help liven things up a bit at this otherwise boring banquet.
LLOYD: You mean you're not mad?
ALICIA: (to Lloyd) Well, why should we be?
MELANIE: (to Floyd) Yeah, you boys look so cute with pie on your faces!
FLOYD: Really?
MELANIE: Really really!
ZOZA: (to Boyd) Need we say more?
The Princess Pigs kissed their respective guys on the cheeks, making them blush.
KING DREW: You see, sometimes you just need to learn to laugh at yourselves!
EUSTACE: Why? Did anything ever happen to you?
KING DREW: Certainly.
King Drew removed his crown to reveal a large bee sting on his head. Everybody started laughing.
KING DREW: Yeah, earlier today, I was picking some flowers for the banquet, and you'll never guess what happened!
BERT: We don't even have to ask!
Everybody, including King Drew, laughed and laughed. Suddenly, Bert turned to us, the readers.
BERT: (to us, the readers) Well, there's no need for any of you out there to waste your time without laughter, so check out some bloopers from our previous episodes of this new series!

OUTTAKES
(FROM CRIMINAL ENCOUNTERS OF THE YOUNG KIND)
As the Chipmunks and Chipettes step off the train, Jeanette accidentally slipped on some ice on the platform, pumping into the other five Chipmunks, causing a domino effect.
JEANETTE: Sorry, guys.
Everybody, including the Chipmunks, laugh at their misfortune.

Sophia is seen having blueberries n' cream ice cream.
SOPHIA: Ah-ah-ah... Whew. I almost thought I was going to... AH-CHOO!
She sneezes so hard, she accidentally dips her nose into her ice cream by mistake. Her nose is now covered in ice cream, and she laughs at herself.

Later, Alvin is seen holding a flashlight over his face.
ALVIN: *attempts an Irish accent* I'm the Leprechaun! Don' try an' steal me pot o' gold!

(FROM IF I'M DYIN', I'M LYIN')
EUSTACE: (sighing happily) I love true love!
Suddenly he lets loose his skunk stink, causing everyone else to hold their noses.
CREW MEMBER: P-U!
EUSTACE: Oops. (chuckles nervously) Sorry, guys.

(FROM STORM OF THE CENTURY)
Lloyd and Alicia attempt to kiss, but they accidentally bump noses by mistake.
LLOYD: Ow!
ALICIA: (at the same time) Ow!
They're both rubbing their noses.
LLOYD / ALICIA: Sorry about that. (giggles)
END OF OUTTAKES

Everybody was still laughing.
SNOOPER: Those were pretty amusing outtakes!
JENNY: Eeyup!
BENTLEY: (to the Chipmunks and Chipettes) Well, guys, aren't you gonna sing something?
ALVIN: Well, since everything has turned out alright in the end...
BRITTANY: The answer's yes!
BENTLEY: Alright!

LATER
The Chipmunks and Chipettes were onstage performing Fun's "Carry On". Everybody else watched.
NARRATOR: What we've seen here in the Evergreen Forest today is a perfect example of how we can't always take life too seriously. Sure, we may get embarrassed every now and then, but there are times when we just need to laugh at ourselves. From what they've learned today, I'm sure our friends in the Evergreen Forest are now the happiest critters we've ever seen, and may their days be forever filled with smiles and laughter.
Everybody applauded and cheered when the Chipmunks and Chipettes finished their performance.

THE END

MUSIC
THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES: Carry On
LISA LOUGHEED: Run With Us

4/27/13
Our friends in the Evergreen Forest suffer some embarrassing moments on the day of the Royal Banquet. In the end, though, everybody learns to laugh at themselves!

This is probably not my best work, being that it's not quite written as well as my previous ones, but I hope you enjoy it anyhow.

The Raccoons (C) Skywriter Media and Entertainment Group
Michelle Raccoon (C) :iconbrighteyespegasi:
Alicia, Melanie & Zoza (C) :iconaliciamartin851:
Super Snooper (C) Hanna-Barbera
Jenny Snooper (C) :iconjenny-87:
Eustace Skunk (C) :iconrkerekes13:
The Chipmunks and the Chipettes (C) Bagdasarian Productions & DiC
The Railway Dragon (C) Lacewood Productions
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ChipmunkRaccoonOz's avatar

After seeing "The Sound of Music" for myself a few years ago, I can see why Penny would feel like Lisel.