THE RACCOONS FAN FICTION
THE MEGABYTE MASH
Written by Rkerekes13
The Raccoons (C) Skywriter Media and Entertainment Group
The Chipmunks and the Chipettes (C) Bagdasarian Productions & DiC
Eustace Skunk (C) Rkerekes13
Michelle Raccoon (C) ZiaCooper
Super Snooper (C) Hanna-Barbera
Jenny Snooper (C) Jennifer Elliot
Lindsay Bellefleur (C) Jennifer Elliot
Tara Foxton (C) Stephen Ricketts
Cole Foxton (C) Stephen Ricketts
Jon Wolf (C) Rkerekes13
Lord Xeluc (C) Rkerekes13
Pumpkin Rapper (C) Saban and Toei
Stephen Fox (Ultrafox) (C) Stephen Ricketts
Jack Maccoonis (Technacoonis) (C) YariFazanax
Sirrus Dragonskunk (Digitaldragon) (C) Shadowlore
NOTE: This story is partially based off the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad episode "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend" and the MMPR episode "Trick or Treat".
EVERGREEN FOREST: HALLOWEEN NIGHT
NARRATOR: Halloween is one of those times of year that we all love so much, and our friends in the Evergreen Forest are no exception. Let's see how our furry buddies are dressing up for Halloween this year.
BERT AND LISA'S HOUSE
Bert came rushing through the living room dressed as Zorro. He had a sword in his hand.
BERT: Ole! Arriba, arriba! (swinging his sword) Halt, villain! Unhand that senorita!
Bert swung his sword in the Z shape. Then he put it back in its holster attatched to his belt.
BERT: (to us, the readers) Do I make a great Zorro or what? (calling upstairs) Hey, Lisa, you ready to go?
LISA: (from upstairs) You bet.
Lisa came out of their bedroom dressed as Catwoman. She walked seductively down the stairs and Bert stared at her costume.
BERT: Wow, Lisa, you look, as they say in France, HOT!
LISA: (giggles) Thanks, Bert. I'm the purrfect Catwoman. Meow.
BERT: And what do you think of my costume?
LISA: You look handsome, senor.
Lisa took Bert's face in her hands and kissed him softly on the lips.
BERT: Gracias, senorita. I always thought I'd make a great Zorro. Besides, did you know that Zorro was an inspiration for Batman.
LISA: No, I didn't.
BERT: Well, it helps make plenty of sense, don't it?
LISA: Purrfect sense.
Bert chuckled again.
BERT: Well, c'mon, Lisa. We don't wanna be late for the Halloween Party.
LISA: Yeah, the mere thought of missing it would be most purrturbing to me.
Bert and Lisa left the house.
OUTSIDE PENNY'S HOUSE
Bentley ran up wearing a Green Mighty Morphin Power Ranger costume. He removed the mask and held up the Dragon Dagger toy he was carrying. He blew into it and it played a fanfare similar to the one heard on the show.
BENTLEY: Wow! This thing really works!
Penny came out wearing a Batgirl costume similar to the one worn by Batgirl on "The New Batman Adventures" series.
PENNY: I'm ready to go when you are.
BENTLEY: Wow, nice costume, Penny!
PENNY: Thanks. I'm Batgirl.
BENTLEY: Yeah, I know. Look at me, I'm the Green Ranger.
PENNY: I like your costume, too.
BENTLEY: Thanks. You ready for the Halloween Party?
PENNY: You betcha. I sure can't wait to get some trick or treating done as well.
BENTLEY: Same here.
Bentley and Penny ran off together giggling.
MUSIC SCENE: BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash
LADY BADEN-BADEN'S MANSION
The Halloween Party was going on, and everybody was wearing costumes and dancing. Bert and Lisa soon made it over.
BERT: Wow, this place is packed!
LISA: This is purrfect!
Cedric and Sophia walked up to them, with Sophia carrying Xavier. Cedric was dressed as King Tut and Sophia was dressed as Cleopatra. Xavier was dressed as a young Egyptian prince.
CEDRIC: Happy Halloween, you guys! Glad you could make it!
BERT: Couldn't miss it for the world, Cedric, and those are some nice costumes you guys are wearing!
SOPHIA: Thank you! I'm Cleopatra!
CEDRIC: And I'm King Tut!
LISA: And what about Xavier?
SOPHIA: Oh, we decided to dress him up as a young Egyptian prince to match our costumes.
CEDRIC: And your costume are pretty good, too.
BERT: Thanks. I'm Zorro.
LISA: And I'm Catwoman. Meow.
Cedric and Sophia both giggled. Just then, Cyril Sneer approached them. He was dressed as Scrooge McDuck.
BERT: Wow, Cyril, who are you supposed to be?
CYRIL: Scrooge McDuck, the richest duck in the world.
CEDRIC: (chuckles) Y'know, Pop, I think you and Mr. McDuck would get along just fine.
CYRIL: That we would, my boy. That we would. (winks)
The Pigs came along dressed as Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
LISA: (to the Pigs) And you guys must be Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
BOYD: Yeah, Scrooge wouldn't be complete without his grandnephews.
BERT: Yes, I can believe that.
Just then, Bert spotted the Chipmunks and the Chipettes across the room. The Chipmunks were dressed as the Lollipop Guild and the Chipettes were dressed as the Lullaby League, both from "The Wizard Of Oz". He walked over to them.
BERT: Hey, guys! Nice costumes!
ALVIN: Thanks, Bert! (to Simon and Theodore) Ready, guys?
SIMON AND THEODORE: (in unison) Ready!
CHIPMUNKS: (singing) We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild!
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!
BERT: (applauding) Very nice, guys!
BRITTANY: Check us out, too!
CHIPETTES: (singing) We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League
The Lullaby League!
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland!
BERT: (applauding) You three are great, too!
Meanwhile, Cyril spotted Super Snooper and his wife Jenny entering. Snooper was dressed as Sherlock Holmes and Jenny was dressed as Miss Kitty Mouse from Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective". Cyril walked up to them.
CYRIL: (shaking their hands) Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Snooper! So glad you two could come!
SNOOPER: We couldn't miss this Halloween party for the world, Mr. Sneer! Say, are dressed as Scrooge McDuck?
CYRIL: You bet I am! I'd love to do business with him someday! And you're dressed as Sherlock Holmes, yes?
SNOOPER: Elementary, my dear Cyril. Yes.
JENNY: And I'm Miss Kitty Mouse from Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective". You know: (sings) Let me be good to you!
Cyril and Snooper both chuckled.
SNOOPER: Well, I know I'll always be good to you, sweetie!
JENNY: (giggling) Thank you, hubby!
A few moments later, Bentley and Penny arrived.
BENTLEY: Wow, this place is really hopping!
They spotted Eustace Skunk over at a table getting some Halloween sweets and soda. He was dressed as Spike the Dragon from "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic". They walked over to him.
BENTLEY: Hey, Eustace!
EUSTACE: Hi, Bentley! Hi, Penny! I like your costumes!
PENNY: We like yours, too! You must be Spike.
EUSTACE: Eeyup! And Penny, you look pretty in that Batgirl costume.
PENNY: (blushing) Thanks.
BENTLEY: And what about my Green Ranger costume?
EUSTACE: You look great in it, Bentley.
BENTLEY: Thanks. I've even got the Dragon Dagger to go with it.
EUSTACE: Could I try it?
Bentley handed it to Eustace, who cleaned it off with a napkin. Then Eustace blew into it and it played the fanfare.
EUSTACE: Wow, this thing is cool!
BENTLEY: You bet it is! I never thought they'd make a Dragon Dagger toy you could actually blow through!
Bentley, Penny, and Eustace all giggled. Soon, Michelle arrived dressed as Rainbow Dash.
EUSTACE: Hey, Michelle! Nice Rainbow Dash costume!
MICHELLE: Thanks, Eustace! You like it?
EUSTACE: Eeyup! You look, as Rainbow Dash herself would put it, 20% cooler!
MICHELLE: (giggling) Thanks!
Michelle petted Eustace's head, making him giggle. Then he spotted Jenny Snooper across the room and his eyes opened wide at her Miss Kitty Mouse costume. He walked up to her and hugged one of her legs.
JENNY: (looking down at him) Oh, hi, Eustace.
EUSTACE: Hi, Miss Snooper. You look beautiful in that costume.
JENNY: (blushing) Thank you. I'm Miss Kitty Mouse from Disney's "The Great Mouse Detective".
EUSTACE: Wow, I love that movie! And Miss Kitty Mouse is very pretty! Say, uh, could you shake your butt for me?
Jenny shook her butt for Eustace, turning him on. Then Jenny bent down and kissed him on the cheek, making him blush. Meanwhile, Bonneville and Lindsay came in with Mr. Knox and Mr. Bellefleur (Lindsay's dad). Bonneville was dressed as Big Macintosh and Lindsay was dressed as Applejack. Bentley and Penny walked up to them.
BENTLEY: Hey, Bonneville!
PENNY: Hey, Lindsay!
LINDSAY: (imitating Applejack) Howdy, y'all! I'm Applejack, (gesturing to Bonneville) and this is my brother Big Macintosh!
BONNEVILLE: (imitating Big Mac) Eeyup!
Bentley, Penny, Bonneville, and Lindsay all giggled.
BENTLEY: Well, you guys are just in time! The party's just started!
PENNY: C'mon, let's go get something to eat, and later, we'd better get some trick or treating done!
BONNEVILLE: Sounds good to me!
LINDSAY: I sure as hay can't wait!
Bentley, Penny, Bonneville, and Lindsay all giggled again. Meanwhile, Tara Foxton and her dad Cole came in. Tara was dressed as Rarity. Eustace's eyes opened wide at the sight of her, and he ran over to her.
EUSTACE: Hi, Tara! Welcome back to the Evergreen Forest!
TARA: Hi, Eustace! It's good to see you again!
EUSTACE: I like your Rarity costume!
TARA: Thanks! And you're Spike the Dragon, right?
TARA: Wow, what a coincidence!
EUSTACE: What do you mean?
TARA: Well, you know how Spike has a crush on Rarity?
EUSTACE: Yeah, 'cause she's so pretty, and so are you!
TARA: (blushing) Why, thank you!
EUSTACE: Wanna dance?
Eustace and Tara went over to dance to the music. Everybody continued to have a good time at the party.
END OF MUSIC SCENE
JON WOLF'S HOUSE
Jon Wolf was sitting in his dark computer room. He was busy scanning a picture of what looked like the Pumpkin Rapper from the MMPR episode "Trick or Treat".
JON: Ah, I just love Halloween. The perfect time of year for monsters to roam the earth as they please. I'm glad I picked this Pumpkin Rapper guy to represent it. He'll be perfect in helping me and Lord Xeluc crush those cyber brats once and for all.
Just then, Lord Xeluc appeared on one of the monitors.
LORD XELUC: You took the words right out of my mouth, furry thing.
JON: Ah, Lord Xeluc, overlord of the digital world. What perfect timing. And how many times do I have to tell you? I prefer to be called by my real name: Jon Wolf.
LORD XELUC: Whatever you say, wolf thing.
JON: (slaps his forehead in annoyance) Ugh! Nevermind! Anyway, being that it is Halloween, I've come up with the perfect Ultravirus Monster to throw the switch on Ultrafox and his pathetic friends. Behold!
Jon pushed a couple of buttons on the keyboard and the monster appeared on the other monitor.
LORD XELUC: Hmm... have I seen that monster somewhere before?
JON: Nevermind that. Look, I need you to give this monster whatever you think is necessary in controlling the digital world, and we'll talk.
LORD XELUC: Very well. But first, what are you going name it?
JON: I'm dubbing it Pumpkin Rapper II.
Lord Xeluc raised his staff and fired energy bolts into the other monitor, bringing the pumpkin monster to life.
LORD XELUC: Arise, Pumpkin Rapper II! Go, and bring me what I crave!
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: (in a Southern accent) Oh, I'm goin'! I'm goin'! Whee-hoo!
The monster teleported into the digital world and stood before a tower. It shot vines out of its head and arms and wrapped them around the tower. They started sucking the power out of the tower.
JON WOLF'S HOUSE.
Jon watched what the monster was doing.
JON: So what's it do?
LORD XELUC: Ah, you'll see.
JON: Well, just so long as it destroys those...
Suddenly, the power began growing weak in the house.
JON: Hey, what's going on?!
LORD XELUC: You foolish furry thing. You brought me the monster, and I've brought it the know-how to bring me what I crave the most!
JON: You don't mean...?
LORD XELUC: That's right!
Jon became shocked and furious.
JON: You traitor! How could you do this to me?!
LORD XELUC: (chuckling evilly) Sorry, furry thing, but all good things must come to an end! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JON: (banging his fist on the desk) D*** you!
LADY BADEN-BADEN'S MANSION
Everybody was still dancing, eating, drinking, and having fun. Suddenly, all the power went out.
BERT: Hey, what's going on?!
LISA: The power went out!
Suddenly, Eustace sprayed his horrible scent. Everybody covered their noses.
EVERYBODY ELSE: Ewww!
EUSTACE: I'm sorry, everybody! I can't help it!
BENTLEY: Does anybody have a flashlight?
PENNY: I think I have something in my utility belt that might help.
Penny took a small flashlight out of her utility belt and switched it on.
BENTLEY: Wow! Penny, you're a genius!
PENNY: Well, after all, a superhero has to be prepared for anything!
Bentley and Penny both giggled.
LADY BADEN-BADEN: Well, is everybody okay?
CYRIL: We're fine.
TARA: What's going on here?
SNOOPER: If I had any clues, I'd figure it out.
JENNY: Me, too.
Mr. Knox came back in with a small radio.
MR. KNOX: I've found a battery-powered radio. Let me see if I can get a signal.
Mr. Knox turned on the radio and kept tuning it until he found a clear station.
REPORTER ON RADIO: Reports are pouring in from all over the globe about serious power outages occurring worldwide at an alarming rate. Only independent generators like ours here at the Evergreen News Room are functioning normally. It's as if all the electricity around the world is being cut off.
BONNEVILLE: Man, this is bad.
LINDSAY: I know.
SOPHIA: I'd hate to think our son's first Halloween would be his worst.
CEDRIC: If only we knew what's causing all this.
ALVIN: Yeah, it's like some sort of mega virus, or something.
BRITTANY: Alvin, do you honestly believe...?
ALVIN: Well, it's possible.
SIMON: I think I'm with Alvin here.
THEODORE: So am I.
JEANETTE: Yeah, and besides, we've faced plenty of great dangers here, haven't we?
BRITTANY: Hmm, good point.
ELEANOR: So if anybody knows how to fix this, I think they're actually brave enough to do so.
Everybody chattered in agreement, while Bentley turned to Michelle.
BENTLEY: (quietly) I think this is a job for you-know-what.
MICHELLE: (winking at Bentley) I hear you.
While nobody else was looking, Michelle left the building.
Michelle was plugging a battery into her laptop and turned it on.
MICHELLE: At least this battery's got enough juice left in it.
As soon as it finished booting, Michelle opened a program which showed Pumpkin Rapper II sucking the electricity out of the tower.
MICHELLE: Well, it looks like Power Rangers meets you-know-what.
Michelle turned her attention to a wristwatch-like transformer. She grabbed it and put it on.
MICHELLE: (pressing the button) Let's kick some gigabutt!
Michelle teleported into the digital world and became Cybercoon.
Ultrafox, Technacoonis, and Digitaldragon appeared with Cybercoon.
CYBERCOON: Glad you guys could make it.
ULTRAFOX: We came as soon as we found out.
TECHNACOONIS: Good thing I had some power left in my laptop battery.
DIGITALDRAGON: So did I.
ULTRAFOX: Enough talk. Let's get this pumpkinhead!
CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison) Right!
ULTRAFOX, CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison; raising their fists) Let's get dangerous!
MUSIC SCENE: I Will Win (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)
The MMSCS grew to the monster's size and surrounded it. The monster stopped sucking the electricity out of the tower and faced our heroes.
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: Well, lookee who we got here! Four power punks come to play some games with me! Yeehaw!
ULTRAFOX: You're going down, Jack!
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: My name ain't Jack, it's Pumpkin Rapper II!
CYBERCOON: Same difference! You're gonna taste good as a pie!
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: Well, we'll see 'bout that! Have you met my kids?
Goblins with pumpkin heads appeared and began attacking our heroes, who fought back at the goblins. Ultrafox kicked one into another, sending them both flying into a power box. Cybercoon picked two up by the necks.
CYBERCOON: You know what I always say: love forever! So kiss and make up!
Cybercoon slammed the two goblins into each other's faces and threw them both aside. Digitaldragon was having trouble with three goblins.
DIGITALDRAGON: What is this, Pick On The Dragon Day?
TECHNACOONIS: Hang on there, dragon dude! Backup's on the way!
Technacoonis charged at the goblins and rammed his head into their stomachs, sending them flying.
DIGITALDRAGON: (giving Technacoonis a high five) Thanks, man! Now it's my turn!
Digitaldragon shot his firebreath at the three goblins, vaporizing them.
ULTRAFOX: Well, that takes care of them. (to Pumpkin Rapper II) Now it's your turn to get squashed, you overgrown tangerine!
CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison) Yeah!
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: I ain't through yet, partners! I feel it's time to wrap this mutha up!
The monster shot vines from its head and arms and wrapped them around our heroes.
CYBERCOON: I can't get free!
TECHNACOONIS: These vines are too strong!
DIGITALDRAGON: Let me try this!
Digitaldragon used his firebreath on the vines, burning them to a crisp and freeing our heroes.
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: YEOW!!!! Man, that smarts!
ULTRAFOX: Well, pumpkinhead, you haven't felt anything yet!
The four heroes raised their hands.
ULTRAFOX, CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison) Cyber weapons activate!
The weapons appeared in their hands.
ULTRAFOX: Cyber sword!
CYBERCOON: Cyber sabre!
DIGITALDRAGON: Cyber lance!
They all attacked the monster with their weapons. Soon, the monster started to weaken.
ULTRAFOX: Alright, guys, let's get us some pumpkin pie to take home! Power it up!
CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison) 2, 1! Power up!
The weapons glowed brightly.
ULTRAFOX: And fire!
The four heroes fired powerful rays from their weapons directly at the monster.
PUMPKIN RAPPER II: Aw, shee-oot!
The monster fell to the ground and exploded.
ULTRAFOX: We did it, guys!
CYBERCOON, TECHNACOONIS, AND DIGITALDRAGON: (in unison) YEAH!!!
END OF MUSIC SCENE
JON WOLF'S HOUSE
Lord Xeluc appeared on one of Jon's monitors again.
LORD XELUC: No! NO!!! I will not stand for this! NEXT TIME, I WILL SHOW THOSE DIGITIZED MISFITS NO MERCY!!!!!
JON: Serves you right, Lord Xeluc, for double crossing me! Next time, you will do as I say!
LORD XELUC: No! I'm Lord Xeluc, overlord of the digital world! I will not stoop your level! I will do whatever I please whenever I please!
JON: Oh, shut up!
Jon turned off the monitor.
Cybercoon teleported back into the room and changed back to Michelle.
MICHELLE: Well, thank goodness that's taken care of. Now to get back to the party.
LADY BADEN-BADEN'S MANSION
As soon as Michelle made it back to the party, the power came back on in an instant.
BERT: The power's back on!
Michelle smiled with satisfaction.
REPORTER ON RADIO: Good news, folks. By some miracle, all power has been fully restored around the globe. Authorities have yet to know what caused all this and who helped bring our electricity back, but whoever our hero is, I feel he or she deserves a special thanks.
Bentley winked at Michelle who blushed and winked back at him.
The party continued, and the Chipmunks and Chipettes were up onstage singing Stevie Wonder's "Superstition". Everybody else was dancing along.
MICHELLE: Best Halloween party EVER!
BENTLEY: You got that right!
TARA: Hey, who wants to go trick or treating?
BENTLEY, PENNY, EUSTACE, BONNEVILLE, AND LINDSAY: (in unison) WE DO!!!
Bentley, Penny, Eustace, Bonneville, Lindsay, and Tara walked up to Miss Primrose's house, and Bentley knocked on the door. Miss Primrose answered it. She was dressed as Zecora from "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic".
BENTLEY, PENNY, EUSTACE, BONNEVILLE, LINDSAY, AND TARA: (in unison) Trick or treat!
MISS PRIMROSE: Well, don't you all look cute!
Miss Primrose handed some candy to them one by one.
EUSTACE: By the way, Miss Primrose, why aren't you at the Halloween party?
MISS PRIMROSE: Well, I thought it'd be fun to give out candy to trick or treaters, like all of you.
EUSTACE: Oh, okay.
BENTLEY: Good thing we all managed to make it through that horrible power outage.
MISS PRIMROSE: I know. Now that WAS scary! Well, Happy Halloween!
BENTLEY: Same to you, Miss Primrose!
Miss Primrose went back inside her house as the kids went on to the next house.
NARRATOR: Yes, sir, this sure has turned out to be some Halloween this year in the Evergreen Forest. Every scare brings excitement, and Michelle has gotten plenty herself tonight. Who knows? Maybe this could be the start of something new here in the Evergreen Forest. Time will certainly tell.
BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash
MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: I Will Win
THE CHIPMUNKS AND THE CHIPETTES: Superstition
LISA LOUGHEED: Run With Us