Just found out today! Go, Shining Armor, go!
Shining Armor's Venus SongficShining Armor's Venus Songfic by rkerekes13
SHINING ARMOR'S VENUS SONGFIC
Our songfic opens up at night in Canterlot Castle, where the Grand Galloping Gala is once again underway. Among the attendees are Celestia, Luna, the Mane 6, Spike, Shining Armor, Princess Cadance, Prince Blueblood (much to Rarity's disgust!), and yep, even Discord. Only this time, Smooze is not with Discord, and Discord is flirting with Celestia.
DISCORD: Say, uh, Princess, whaddya say we go out together sometime, huh?
CELESTIA: (blushing) Oh, I'd love to, Discord. But right now, I've got to do something.
Celestia makes her way up to the stage, leaving Discord a little surprised.
DISCORD: Uh, I take it that means yes?
CELESTIA: Attention, everypony!
Everypony turns to face Celestia.
CELESTIA: I have a special surprise for all of you! One of our most familiar faces has planned to perform a real treat for all of you tonight! The song is called "Venus"! Here's Shining Armor!
TWILIGHT: (excited) My brother is singing?! Alright!
Shining Armor makes his way ont
The Chipettes' I'm So Excited Songfic (CLEANER)The Chipettes' I'm So Excited Songfic (CLEANER) by rkerekes13
THE CHIPETTES' I'M SO EXCITED SONGFIC (CLEANER VERSION)
Our songfic opens up in a big nightclub filled with many familiar animated couples seated at tables, including:
*Sonic and Sally
*Fifi and Hamton
*Kissyfur and Beehonie
*Gus and Miss Emmy Lou
*Donald and Daisy
*Max and Roxanne
*Bert and Lisa
*Ralph and Melissa
*Cedric and Sophia
*Bongo and Lulubelle
*Antoine and Bunnie
*Dodger and Rita
*Top Cat and Rita the Cat
*Spike and Rarity
*Big Macintosh and Miss Cheerilee
*Bentley and Penny
*Scrooge McDuck and Glittering Goldie
*Puss In Boots and Kitty Softpaws
*Tatiana Tushenko and Bruce Kwakimoto
*Rene Fromage and Kit Mambo
*Snooper and Jenny
*Shining Armor and Princess Cadance
*Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle
*Kovu and Kiara
*Ash and Serena
Somewhere in a far right corner are the Chipettes -- Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor -- looking bored with the complete lack of excitement going on.
ELEANOR: This place is boring!
JEANETTE: Nice plan, Brittany, bringing us here to a lousy nightclub.
Celestia and Luna's Defying Gravity SongficCelestia and Luna's Defying Gravity Songfic by rkerekes13
CELESTIA AND LUNA'S DEFYING GRAVITY SONGFIC
Our songfic opens up in Equestria over 1,000 years ago. In the castle of the two sisters, Celestia is walking through the corridor to the throne room. She appears to be uneased about something.
LUNA: Not another step!
Celestia stops in her tracks when she hears the voice of her younger sister, who steps out from behind her own throne. She is in quite a foul mood.
CELESTIA: Little sister, what is the meaning of this? Why have you remained so bitter lately?
LUNA: Did you really expect me to stand idly by while they all basked in your precious light?
CELESTIA: I beg your pardon?
Luna steps onto the walkway.
LUNA: There can only be one princess in Equestria, and that princess WILL BE ME!!!
Luna delivers a rear/stomp that pulverizes most of the walkway's railing, impact of which creates a crack which goes up the wall behind her and shatters the stain glass window, revealing the daytime sky. Luna then rises off the walkway and raises her forelegs,
When I Grow Too Old To Dream SongficWhen I Grow Too Old To Dream Songfic by rkerekes13
WHEN I GROW TOO OLD TO DREAM SONGFIC
Our songfic opens up in Ponyville Town Hall, where the wedding of Cranky Doodle Donkey and Matilda is underway, and Mayor Mare is just finishing her speech.
MAYOR MARE: And so, in front of all these loved ones, Cranky, do you take this donkey to be your lawfully wedded wife?
CRANKY: You bet I do!
MAYOR MARE: And do you, Matilda, take this donkey to be your lawfully wedded husband?
MATILDA: (tearing up) I do! (sniff) And you know what?
EVERYONE ELSE: (in unison) What?
We have been gay
Going our way
Life has been beautiful
We have been young
After you've gone
Life will go on
Like an old song we have sung
A piano starts playing "When I Grow Too Old To Dream" in the same style as on "The Muppet Show".
When I grow too old to dream
I'll have you to remember
When I grow too old to dream
Your love will live in my heart!
Cranky clears his throat and begins to sing as well.
CRANKY: (singing in a gravelly Louis Armstrong t
Watchmojo: Top 10 Extinct AnimalsExcluding dinosaurs, 'cuz (let's be honest) they'd take up the entire list.Watchmojo: Top 10 Extinct Animals by Tohokari-Steel
...Dear lord, these people love lists as much as I do.
10. Ground Sloth
9. Baiji (a.k.a. "Chinese River Dolphin")
8. Eurasian/European Cave Lion
7. Irish Elk (Megaloceras)
6. Elephant Bird
4. Saber-Toothed Cat
1. Woolly Mammoth
Honorable Mentions: Aurochs, Great Auk, Passenger Pigeon, Steller's Sea Cow, Flores Man
Personally, I'm more of a Marsupial Lion and Glyptodont fan. But that's just me.
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